Alex Zeldin, not too popular with the ladies?

Why am I not so popular with the ladies? According to the Hot or Not application I am a stunning 8.9 out of 10. This ranks higher than pimps such as Gohn Jentil/e and Cilliam Wastie/l. Not only that, apparently I am the hottest boy in the grade. So why have I been plagued with a life of rejection? Maybe I'm just too sexy? Yes, that must be it. I'm too sexy.