So a telemarketer called my house yesterday. Usually they ask to speak to my father but instead he asked to speak to Alexander (that's me).
"This is he," I answered.
"Hello Alexander how are you?"
"Rather good and yourself?"
"Good good. Alexander I see that you currently are paying a 6% mortgage on your house, is this correct?"
"No its not seeing as how i don't own a house."
He hung up.