On my school message boards, we are having a discussion about whether PDA is acceptable or not. In response to a post suggesting we categorize each form of PDA into one of three tiers, I responded with this:
I completely Agree. Infact, lets categorize each specific from of PDA and decide whether its acceptable or not.
Sharing a sandwich ACCEPTABLE!
Sharing a sandwich on rye bread NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Talking in French and/or Portuguese NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Complimenting a loved one's stylish pair of pants ACCEPTABLE!
Discussing federal spending ACCEPTABLE!
Takin' the old dog for a walk NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Listening to Michael Bolton NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Discussing the National Basketball Association's Collective Bargaining Agreement ACCEPTABLE!
Spreading Communist Propaganda ACCEPTABLE!
Baby Makin' NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Tongue Wrestiln' NOT ACCEPTABLE!
Swing Dancing ACCEPTABLE!
Second Degree Murder (Couple Style) ACCEPTABLE!
Sitting on each other's lap PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
Spooning NOT ACCEPTABLE! Forking NOT ACCEPTABLE! Sporking I'll CALL THE DOCTOR
Playing the harp nude on a bear skin rug DEPENDS ON THE BEAR
Faking a heart attack to get an attractive classmate to perform CPR on you I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT...
Factoring some polynomials (If you know what I mean) I DON'T
Anything that would be considered Public Display of Affection NOT ACCEPTABLE!
I hope that clears some things up around here