Saturday, March 1, 2008

Public Display of Affection

On my school message boards, we are having a discussion about whether PDA is acceptable or not. In response to a post suggesting we categorize each form of PDA into one of three tiers, I responded with this:


I completely Agree. Infact, lets categorize each specific from of PDA and decide whether its acceptable or not.

Example One
Sharing a sandwich ACCEPTABLE!

Example Two
Sharing a sandwich on rye bread NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Example Three
Talking in French and/or Portuguese NOT ACCEPTABLE!


Example Four
Complimenting a loved one's stylish pair of pants ACCEPTABLE!

Example Five
Discussing federal spending ACCEPTABLE!

Example Six
Takin' the old dog for a walk NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Example Seven
Listening to Michael Bolton NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Example Nine
Discussing the National Basketball Association's Collective Bargaining Agreement ACCEPTABLE!

Example Ten
Spreading Communist Propaganda ACCEPTABLE!

Example Eleven
Baby Makin' NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Example Twelve
Tongue Wrestiln' NOT ACCEPTABLE!

Example Thirteen
Swing Dancing ACCEPTABLE!

Example Fourteen
Second Degree Murder (Couple Style) ACCEPTABLE!

Example Fifteen
Sitting on each other's lap PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

Example Sixteen
Spooning NOT ACCEPTABLE! Forking NOT ACCEPTABLE! Sporking I'll CALL THE DOCTOR

Example Seventeen
Playing the harp nude on a bear skin rug DEPENDS ON THE BEAR

Example Eighteen
Faking a heart attack to get an attractive classmate to perform CPR on you I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT...

Example Nineteen
Factoring some polynomials (If you know what I mean) I DON'T

Example Twenty
Anything that would be considered Public Display of Affection NOT ACCEPTABLE!


I hope that clears some things up around here

1 comment:

macks said...

Hey Alex, you should post the thing by Matt Jackson too.