Special Guest Bloggers

With my new hectic schedule, I cannot keep up with this blog the way I used to. It is with that I have decided to hire a staff of guest bloggers to keep this going on a more regular basis.

My Staff

Senor Sombrero: "Me gusta todas las muchachas. Y los muchachos. Yo soy un mexicano bisexulio."

Joey Chang: "You want fried rice or steamed rice? Well, with my weekly column you get both! Spring roll cost extra."

Eli Steinman: "Are you looking for a good deal? Well look no further. I'll be letting you know where you can save big on everything from gefilte fish to manachevitch. Le Chaim!"

Canada Clyde: "Live from Winnepeg Centre I'll be blogging aboot hockey and curling. So sit back, grab a Molson, and and listen to all three of Canada's accomplishments. It'll be the best bloog ever, eh?"

He Who Runs As If He Has Shit In His Pants: "This sucks. My brother's name is Hank."

Daisy the Cow: "I'll be blogging about mooooovies."

Harvard H. Aristotle: "I will be eschewing posts about plebeian activities such as football and wrestling, as I abhor them, and opting to engross the reader into the world of plato and frued. If you have a yen for a colloquy, please emanate with prudence, as I have only a minutia of time."