Nelly Furtado Got Married

The Singer tied the knot with her sound engineer fiance of one year over the summer, she revealed in an interview with Entertainment Tonight on Friday.

"We got married July 19th," she said.  "I love it!  It's a nice phase of my life."

Do you know why she got married in July and no one reported it?  Because no one gives a fuck about Nelly Furtado.

Geography Jokes

-What did the Arab say when his mom grounded him?
-Oman!

-What did the Gay Arab say when he finally found a Gay bar?
-Yemen! (Faysal's Joke)

-What did the Arab say when his friend Cooper outran him?
-Ku, wait for me!

-What did the Polish guy say at the burger joint in Athens?
-Look at all this Greece!

-What did the Israeli say after the Polish guy told him a secret?
-I have to Tel-Aviv!

-What did the Arab farmer say when sheep started falling from the sky?
-What is this, Bah-rain?

-What did Ahmahenejad say at age seven when his dad told him he wasnt getting enough excersize?
-I ran this morning!

-What did the Carolinian say when his favorite baseball team was loosing in the ninth inning?
-We need a Raleigh!

-Where did the letter z move to after being kicked out of the alphabet?
-New Zealand! (Faysal's Joke)

-What did the Indian say when he got hungry?
-Where's the New Delhi?

-What did the President of South Korea say when he was losing in the general elections?
-I'd sell my Seoul for a second term

-What did the Jewish guy say at the Cuban Bar Mitzvah?
-Havana Negila!

-Whats superman's favorite city?
-Cape Town!

-What did the Senegalian say when his best friend asked him if he'd seen his lost iPod?
-It's in Dakar!

-Whats the Polish Army's favorite weapon?
-The Warsaw!

-what did the Arab guy say when his wife asked if she should purchase some eggs?
-Please Du Bai some eggs!

-What did General Patreus say to his father when asked about the current state of Iraq?
-It's in the Baghdad!



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