So I don't generally do this because no one can predict the future except for those tarot card readers in Chinatown, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and make some predictions for 09.
Blue Jeans Will Remain in Style
For the 53rd year in a row, Jeans will be in style. I know some experts think otherwise, but I'm gonna go out and right now and say that is false. If you take a look at the trends, everything points to Jeans being around for at least one more year.
Cricket Will Not Surpass Football in Popularity
Cricket is plain boring, and although the Sri Lankns love it, it's not going to pick up speed in the United States.
Some Children Will be Named Peter
It's a very common name, and biblical too. So alas, there will be more Peters.
No Child Will Legally be Named "Cup Cake"
Whereas Peter is a good name, Cup Cake is a bad one. No parent could possibly doom their child for a life of ridicule and teasing, it's unethical.
Harvard Will Be Very Difficult to Get In To
Their acceptance rate is generally small, and 2009 will be no different.
There Will be No Summer Olympic Games
Moving the Olympics forward three years during this economy? No way, sir.
HGTV will not Televise the Super Bowl
It has nothing to do with the home or the garden.
Someone Will Purchase a Telescope
Probably one who is interested in the stars.
Ringo Starr Will Not Join The Jonas Brothers
He's not one of their brothers nor would he really fit in.
Ketchup Will Often Be Served With Mustard
It's a winning combination.
This Blog Will Be Updated Very Sporadically
But I'll keep you posted.